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"That one there is Marvin's personal pussycat."

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Cats on Board.

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"How do I get down?"

When Dogs Rule

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

Zen Litter Box

Evolution of the Cat.

'And once more with feeling.'

How cats see their home

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

"In this piece, Muffy uses broad, vigorous strokes in a passionate expression of feline angst."

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"I like the new scratching post so much better."

Cat Chores

"Have I got a cat for you!"

Yes, I am a Sphynx-Cat, and yes, I am called "Fluffy". My Master has a sick sense of humour...

"I have a large kitty. He's gentle, just don't make any sudden moves."

The cat toy for which you paid $15.

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

'Save my place.'

'She's a lap cat.'

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

'It's strange, it's like he's keeping track of something.'