Cat Lover Friend Pillows

"If that's another dead bird, we're not doing Christmas next year."

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

"Is your regret that there were three of them or that they were blind?"

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

'If I could get outside I'd go there and there, ooo, and definitely there!'

If you want full cover for your cat I suggest you take out the nine lives policy.

"Between grooming and sleeping and daydreaming about grooming, my day is pretty booked up."

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

Cat books

PIZZA FOR CATS

Cat wing walking.

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Man drops fish into a cats fish bowl.

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

Cats. Not the play.

Flat Cat.

Armchair Predator (cat watches Discovery Channel)

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'Treason!'

Cat annoyed by visitor in the house.

'You know I can't sleep until everyone is in for the night.'

Mouse on a stick

Although the cat seemed oblivious tot the new furniture arrangement, Polly knew it was only a matter of time.

Non-Union Cat: Will Mouse For Mice.

'She's a lap cat.'

Cat medal presentations take a long time.. .

Evolution of the Cat

'Humans are strange. On one side they're disguisted when they see us eating mice, on the other side they eat stuff like canned ravioli. . .'

'I tried to relax and bond with the cat...He threw me out of the house.'

Feeling on top of the world.

"You have a remarkable lack of curiosity about your co-workers."

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Easter Cat Nap