Friend With Cats Pillows

Vegan Cat

"CLEAN MY LITTER BOX!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Cats on Board.

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"I hate it when we fight."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Shelter Cat Nap

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."