Best Friend With A Cat Pillows

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Cats on Board.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I hate it when we fight."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Shelter Cat Nap

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Satisfaction, stat!"