Best Friend With A Cat Gifts

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Cats on Board.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"I hate it when we fight."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Shelter Cat Nap

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."