Friend With Cats Prints

Vegan Cat

"CLEAN MY LITTER BOX!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Cats on Board.

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I hate it when we fight."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Shelter Cat Nap

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."