Feline Friends Prints

'And how old were you when your mother first called you a scaredy cat.'

Spayed A Spayed

"Here's my collection of unused cat toys."

'Single male, seeks serious relationship with female... preferably spayed.'

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

"Every time there was a rift in our relationship, we got a cat."

"Stop worrying if you're a good dog or a bad dog. Just be the best dog you can be."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'I heard Steve say: 'Either the cat goes or I do.''

Cat and dog

'Oh right, like you've never had a hairball.'

Cat to boss: 'May I have some maternal leave this afternoon?'

'Mom! Max isn't playing with his food again.'

Litter tray cat.

'The owners all think the cats love his bedside manner...'

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Cats on Board.

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Rocking Witches.

"I hate it when we fight."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Shelter Cat Nap

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

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