Cat Lady Gifts

"You look just like your profile picture."

The Cat's Alarm Clock

Pandora's other box

'When I snap you'll be the first to go.'

'Be careful, Doctor Trefz, she doesn't like men!'

'We're leaving you two!'

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

"I hope you don't mind, I can't sleep without them."

"Cat got your tongue, vicar?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Cat Nip.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Cat Tie

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat in a flap

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

Cat statues on entrance gate

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."