Crazy Cat Lady Mugs

Heaven

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

"Wilma Kooney strangled on cat hair."

"The cat that didn't lick its fur."

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'In case of emergency, is there anyone else we can notify besides your cat?'

'Im going to invest all your pension money in cat nip!'

'As a result of the accident several of the dogs had to be put down.'

'Alright, alright, time for a diet...'

Cat Lady

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"First date hairball... awkward."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

Woman escapes with cats.

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Depressed? No doubt. Overwhelmed? Obviously. Crazy? I don't think so."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Sober Tooth Tiger

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'We know you have a cat.'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."