Humor Loving Cat Folk Gifts

Mail Cat

"Projectile hairballing."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Hell No Kitty

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

'I hate surprises!'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.

"Give me a minute—I'm working on my core."

Cat Nightmares

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Air Craft Carrier

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

'Overslept? You're a cat. How could you possibly oversleep?'

'Mr Reynolds, you can't count your litter box as a deduction just because you do your business there.'

"Marcia, how many lives do I have left?"

"I don't care what they say...they don't really want you to think outside the box."

Cards For Cats.

'All right already - I'll change your litter box.'

"Everything on the menu is locally sourced."

You're right! She's mad because we got her a small rodent for her birthday last year, too.