Crazy Cat People T-Shirts

Cat or squash?

"Every time there was a rift in our relationship, we got a cat."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"First date hairball... awkward."

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Woman escapes with cats.

How Amazon was invented

Cat Show

"Depressed? No doubt. Overwhelmed? Obviously. Crazy? I don't think so."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"You're completely screwed up."

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

Cat Zoom Meeting

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Sober Tooth Tiger

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

'We know you have a cat.'

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.