Cat Crazed Personas T-Shirts

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

Woman escapes with cats.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Depressed? No doubt. Overwhelmed? Obviously. Crazy? I don't think so."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

"Cat park"

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Sober Tooth Tiger

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'We know you have a cat.'

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

Ginger cats.

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

Word on the street is that he's self-domesticated.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

Who Let the Dawg In?

"I vow to never again bat around someone else's fuzzy mouse."