Crazy Cat Friend Gifts

"Come and see what some kid's just given us!"

I Love You Cat Poop

Cat owners

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"And where have you previously moused?"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Cats on Board.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"I hate it when we fight."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Woman escapes with cats.

The practical psychopath

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Shelter Cat Nap

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Cat Show

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...