Crazy Cat Friend T-Shirts

"Come and see what some kid's just given us!"

I Love You Cat Poop

Cat owners

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"And where have you previously moused?"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Cats on Board.

The practical psychopath

"I hate it when we fight."

Woman escapes with cats.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Shelter Cat Nap

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'