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'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"And where have you previously moused?"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Cats on Board.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I hate it when we fight."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

The practical psychopath

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Shelter Cat Nap

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

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Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Love.