Quirky Cat Person T-Shirts

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

Woman escapes with cats.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

The practical psychopath

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Lap fish..."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

Penguin Remote

Upper East Side Dog Park

Sober Tooth Tiger

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

Victorian Gentleman

Giraffe Selfie

'We know you have a cat.'

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.