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101 uses of a dead cat: mirror

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Cat sharpening claws on grindstone

Cat Show - Sheds Most

"Seriously...without dip?"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Fetch.'

Dog Walking Services

Biofelineism

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

The practical psychopath

Cat Show

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"We should start wearing masks."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"