Curious Cat Owner T-Shirts

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"That stupid, good-for-nothing cat has been scratching around in there for a heck of a long time! What in the world is he up to, anyway?"

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Cat Show

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"We should start wearing masks."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

String Theory for Beginners.

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Puss in Heels

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'Yes, that person there...'

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."