Kitty Custodians Pillows

Litter tray cat.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Bathroom Fairy

The Cat Spa

"Not guilty?"

Whittler's Mother.

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

The Not So Wild West

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

My Bowl Is Empty.

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Superintendent

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.