Feline Guardians T-Shirts

'Don't! It's one of my dad's furballs!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Cats on Board.

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

A day in the life of a dog.

"No not the puppy please"

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

Take You Home

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

'138 Days without an accident!'

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

"I've learned not to expect a lot of cooperation."

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

'Yeah, hi, Bob...when you asked me to pop in and feet Spot, I was kind of under the impression he was a dog!'

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

"What a pleasure it is to be here. . . looking out on all the smiling faces."

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

Sorry Dear, until they put mice into tins you'll have to make do with chicken.

'Fluffy got lost in his cat condo!'

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

"Wilma Kooney strangled on cat hair."

'It's over there behind the...'

Pirate with a Shepherd's Crook for an Arm