Modern Pet Keeper T-Shirts

Remote-controlled cat flap.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Dog Walking Services

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

State of the Art Dog.

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

"Text!"

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

Rats in a laboratory labelled: 'Test, Control, Pet.'

Parrot Perch

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

"What have you done with the doctor?"

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

"I'm beginning to see signs of the recovery everywhere."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"Whose a pretty boy,then?" "You don't have to answer that."

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."