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"Aside from the claustrophobia, ground up mealworms, depression, and looking at you pucker your lips all day... life is just peachy!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Foster failure"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"She's a miniature."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

'They sure have small litters.'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

Dog Food

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'Where did the little bird go?'

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

Remote-controlled cat flap.

Parrot Perch

Rats in a laboratory labelled: 'Test, Control, Pet.'

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

Horse Clean-up