Dog Stewards Mugs

"This regift exchange isn't going to work if we all regift sweaters."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Would you like some wings?"

Bathing the dog

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"He wants a second opinion."

A day in the life of a dog.

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...'

Gone to the Vet - Your Dinner is in the Dog

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

Take You Home

The difference between cats and dogs.

A mother dog in a big dog house feeding her puppies who are all in their own small dog houses.

'This is a collect call from 'THE CAPTAIN.' Do you accept all charges?'

No Cabin Crew Self Service.

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

'I just had to stop by and thank you for all the advice...'