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"This regift exchange isn't going to work if we all regift sweaters."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Would you like some wings?"

Bathing the dog

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

"He wants a second opinion."

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

A day in the life of a dog.

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

The difference between cats and dogs.

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

A mother dog in a big dog house feeding her puppies who are all in their own small dog houses.

Gone to the Vet - Your Dinner is in the Dog

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...'

Take You Home

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'This is a collect call from 'THE CAPTAIN.' Do you accept all charges?'

No Cabin Crew Self Service.

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'