Caretaker Of Canines Mugs

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Foster failure"

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Bathing the dog

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Dog on man's stair lift

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"She's a miniature."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'They sure have small litters.'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'Will you be wanting this?'

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

Man with broken leg in cast.

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

Dog Food

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?