Canine Caretaker Mugs

'What you call 'Random acts of kindness' we call our 'Daily dog routine'.'

"Thank goodness you're here. His dish is empty."

'Ow!'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday.'

Dog bath

'Level with me, Doc. How bad is it? What's it going to cost?'

"The dog's left us!"

Bathing the dog

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

Trip to the veterinarian.

"Well, I won't be asking 'what's for dinner' for awhile."

Walking the Dog.

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

Veterinary Surgeon's waiting room, dog walking in through pet door.

No-Kill Ambitions.

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'I'm not trying to be a smart alec... But you're one sick puppy!'

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

Lady to Dog: 'Don't blame me if dinner's weird tonight. You chewed the labels off all the cans!'

'There's no joy in his fetching.'

'Wipe all your feet!'

"How long will it take to widen this door?"

"It's not that we don't appreciate the attention. We just feel that it would be healthier for you to focus on something other than us."

"This ought to be good."

Puppy Doghouse

"I wonder how much she gets for those."

"They're free, but they ain't easy."

A mother dog in a big dog house feeding her puppies who are all in their own small dog houses.

"Can I offer you some water while you wait for the vet?"

"You have no idea just how good you have it."

"Ok, maybe I am eating too fast."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Anything from the bone cart today, Mr. Claxton?"