Canine Caretaker Gifts

'What you call 'Random acts of kindness' we call our 'Daily dog routine'.'

"Thank goodness you're here. His dish is empty."

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday.'

'Ow!'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'Level with me, Doc. How bad is it? What's it going to cost?'

Dog bath

Veterinary Surgeon's waiting room, dog walking in through pet door.

"How long will it take to widen this door?"

'Wipe all your feet!'

'There's no joy in his fetching.'

Lady to Dog: 'Don't blame me if dinner's weird tonight. You chewed the labels off all the cans!'

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'I'm not trying to be a smart alec... But you're one sick puppy!'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

No-Kill Ambitions.

"The dog's left us!"

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

Walking the Dog.

"Well, I won't be asking 'what's for dinner' for awhile."

Trip to the veterinarian.

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

Bathing the dog

'I love being a guide dog: My master never goes anywhere without me...'

"They're free, but they ain't easy."

'Feeding dog food to dogs is NOT ethnic stereotyping!'

The difference between cats and dogs.

"I wonder how much she gets for those."

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

Puppy Doghouse

'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

'Well, veterinary practice seems to be the same the world over....

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'