Canine Custodians Mugs

Poo Bags

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Bathing the dog

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Dog on man's stair lift

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

Bathroom Fairy

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Not guilty?"

Whittler's Mother.

'Will you be wanting this?'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

'Where did the little bird go?'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"He wants a second opinion."