Livestock Care Mugs

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

'I can't wait to be shorn of all this wooly symbolism.'

'I come from a long line of Sunday roasts...'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Shepherd

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Foster failure"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Quick, start the car!"

Billy. The Kid.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Hush puppy.

Haute Suture

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Support group for sheep.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'