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'Finally, I have a player on the floor who can run the offense.'

"Foster failure"

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

Support group for sheep.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Sheep Ledger

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Sheep In Curlers

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Static cling."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Going Down?

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'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

Fricka arrives.

A Gated Community.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Where did the little bird go?'

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

A cow ventriloquist.

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."