Sheep Caretaker Prints

'Finally, I have a player on the floor who can run the offense.'

"Foster failure"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

EWE 2.

Support group for sheep.

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Sheep Ledger

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Sheep In Curlers

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"Static cling."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Going Down?

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Fricka arrives.

A Gated Community.

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

Quick, follow that star

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."