House Hauler Gifts

'I want to load it on a truck and move it to Oregon.'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

Mattress sale

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."

"If we pull this off, we've made burglary history!"

The housing market begins to deflate.

"Well he's sweating, pale, and out of breath, but then again he's not used to being home doing the housework."

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.'

'It would be a dream home if you were to move in with me.'

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

Transporting Live Cargo

Nowadays when we say 'front yard', we mean it literally.

"I'm not sure why our realtor recommended getting a home staging expert."

'...We would really like to see the children in a more stable home. A steel toed work boot for example.'

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

Is clutter necessary?

'This place is so bright and airy compared to the cave I live in now!'

Mrs. Gummidge casts a damp on our departure

"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"