House Hauler Pillows

'I want to load it on a truck and move it to Oregon.'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

F&E Building Movers. Ever moved a church before? The hardest part is the organ transplant.

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"

Mattress sale

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

The housing market begins to deflate.

"If we pull this off, we've made burglary history!"

"Well he's sweating, pale, and out of breath, but then again he's not used to being home doing the housework."

'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.'

'It would be a dream home if you were to move in with me.'

'Sorry, Mr. Reed. We thought we had a great new house-moving technique until the wind shifted.'

'...We would really like to see the children in a more stable home. A steel toed work boot for example.'

Nowadays when we say 'front yard', we mean it literally.

Is clutter necessary?

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

Transporting Live Cargo

"I'm not sure why our realtor recommended getting a home staging expert."

"Welcome to your new home, Dad."

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

'This place is so bright and airy compared to the cave I live in now!'

Mrs. Gummidge casts a damp on our departure

"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"