Horse Dealer Gifts

Horse and Ponies For Sale

At a Horse Fair.

Remounts for the Yeomanry

So Convenient!

Dealer and groom discussing the sale of a horse

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. I

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. III

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. VIII

A great bargain. - To be sold - the property of an officer going abroad

Sporting gent buying a hunting horse from a horse dealer.

Unscrupulous dealers may try to cover up quite serious faults.

Drool Marks

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'It seats two comfortably.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

First past the post.

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

The car showroom

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

'Of course I will! Hey, I can't go wrong - my brother is a divorce lawyer and my dad is a gun dealer!'

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

"Don't let this one take any cars out for a test-drive!"