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Horse and Ponies For Sale

At a Horse Fair.

Remounts for the Yeomanry

So Convenient!

Dealer and groom discussing the sale of a horse

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. I

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. III

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. VIII

A great bargain. - To be sold - the property of an officer going abroad

Sporting gent buying a hunting horse from a horse dealer.

Unscrupulous dealers may try to cover up quite serious faults.

Drool Marks

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Do you buy cars here?"

'It seats two comfortably.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

First past the post.

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

General Motors.

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

New-Car Shopping with Arianna Huffington: 'She says if we give her a car, she'll give us exposure by driving it around.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

The car showroom

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'