Cattle Dealer T-Shirts

"Where did you get this from?"

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'I'd recommend against investing in hog futures - what sort of future could a hog have?'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

General Motors.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Ranch Dressing

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

Remounts for the Yeomanry

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

"We raise our beef humanely."

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

"I know you're thinking it. Don't say it!"

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

They're Brazillian!

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Shepherd

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

Cattle farmer's super-market

Cattle barons for world domination.