Cattle Dealer Pillows

"Where did you get this from?"

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'I'd recommend against investing in hog futures - what sort of future could a hog have?'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

Ranch Dressing

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

Remounts for the Yeomanry

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

They're Brazillian!

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Shepherd

"I know you're thinking it. Don't say it!"

"We raise our beef humanely."

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

Cattle farmer's super-market

Cattle barons for world domination.

'Now, son - let's review. This is a cow! That was a bull!'