Horse Auctioneer Gifts

A pony's eyes will tell you a great deal about his character.

Skipping Horse

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Invisible clothes

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"It's called 'Sold'."

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"I got it from eBay."

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

The Battle of the Pictures.

"Stomp your foot once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Titanic iceberg auction

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

'Enough EBAY already!'