Horse Trader Gifts

At a Horse Fair.

Master inspecting new horse

The day the stock market went UP.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

City Boy.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Day trading.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

A child runs an equity stand.

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Why markets crash.

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Dow Jones drop