Horse Trader Pillows

At a Horse Fair.

Master inspecting new horse

The day the stock market went UP.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

City Boy.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Day trading.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

A child runs an equity stand.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

Why markets crash.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Dow Jones drop