"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."
Pet Auctioneer Gifts
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'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'
A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.
Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!
'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'
'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'
Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'
An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child
"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."
"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."
"It's called 'Sold'."
"I got it from eBay."
The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's
Moderne Auction Today - This end up!
Titanic iceberg auction
I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.
The Battle of the Pictures.
'You bought it - you can lie in it!'
"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."
'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'
'Now, what am I bid for this original Ough?'
'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'
Leonardo da Vinci painting - $450 million record.
'It sold for how much!'
'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'
"It's a sad day when we have to sell off National Treasures."
"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."
I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.
'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'
How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.
"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."
'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers
'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'
Paddlithic Period
' I hear she was quite the collector...'
Pet Auctioneer Gifts Collection
Pet Auctioneer Mugs
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Pet Auctioneer Pillows
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Pet Auctioneer Prints
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