Livestock Auctioneer Gifts

Looking for a gift for a livestock auctioneer? Find humorous and personalized items that honor their profession. Our collection includes mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints designed to bring a smile to any auctioneer’s face. Perfect for birthdays, retirement, or just because you appreciate their skill and passion for the trade.

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'... And we've just had one telephone bid.'

'... And we've just had one telephone bid.' mockup

'... And we've just had one telephone bid.'

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'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.' mockup

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

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'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

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Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round! mockup

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

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'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?' mockup

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

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Sick Rancher Humor

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'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.' mockup

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

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Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!' mockup

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

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'I'd recommend against investing in hog futures - what sort of future could a hog have?'

'I'd recommend against investing in hog futures - what sort of future could a hog have?' mockup

'I'd recommend against investing in hog futures - what sort of future could a hog have?'

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Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe mockup

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

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"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..." mockup

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

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"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too." mockup

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

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"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..." mockup

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

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"It's called 'Sold'."

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The Cattle show Week.

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The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's mockup

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

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"I got it from eBay."

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Moderne Auction Today - This end up! mockup

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

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Ranch Dressing

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Matador Artificial Insemination.

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"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request." mockup

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

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'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.' mockup

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

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I think you just paid Â£5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

I think you just paid Â£5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket. mockup

I think you just paid Â£5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

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Titanic iceberg auction

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The Battle of the Pictures.

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"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!" mockup

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

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'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.' mockup

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

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Remounts for the Yeomanry

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'Now, what am I bid for this original Ough?'

'Now, what am I bid for this original Ough?' mockup

'Now, what am I bid for this original Ough?'

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Shepherd

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'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.' mockup

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

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Leonardo da Vinci painting - $450 million record.

Leonardo da Vinci painting - $450 million record. mockup

Leonardo da Vinci painting - $450 million record.

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'Pork bellies are up...'

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Livestock Auctioneer Gifts Collection

Livestock Auctioneer Mugs

Looking for more humorous and professional mugs? Check out our collection of livestock auctioneer-themed mugs for a perfect start to any day.

Livestock Auctioneer Pillows

Explore our cozy pillows featuring livestock auctioneer themes. Great for adding personality and comfort to any space.

Livestock Auctioneer Prints

Browse our professionally designed prints that honor livestock auctioneering with humor and style. Perfect for office or home decor.

Livestock Auctioneer T-Shirts

Find the ideal gift with our livestock auctioneer t-shirts – witty, stylish, and custom-designed to celebrate this unique profession.