Cattle Buyer Gifts

Looking for a gift for a cattle buyer? Our collection features clever and humorous items that celebrate their expertise and passion for livestock trading. Find something unique that they'll enjoy every day and proudly display. Ideal for birthdays, holidays, or just because, these gifts blend practicality with a touch of wit, making them stand out in their busy farm or auction setting.

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'I'm a fat cattle buyer.'

'I'm a fat cattle buyer.' mockup

'I'm a fat cattle buyer.' mockup

'I'm a fat cattle buyer.' mockup

'I'm a fat cattle buyer.' mockup

'I'm a fat cattle buyer.'

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'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?' mockup

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?' mockup

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?' mockup

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?' mockup

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

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'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!' mockup

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!' mockup

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!' mockup

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!' mockup

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

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"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..." mockup

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..." mockup

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..." mockup

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..." mockup

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

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'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?' mockup

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?' mockup

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?' mockup

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?' mockup

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

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"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!" mockup

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!" mockup

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!" mockup

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!" mockup

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

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"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day." mockup

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day." mockup

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day." mockup

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day." mockup

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

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'I'd recommend against investing in hog futures - what sort of future could a hog have?'

'I'd recommend against investing in hog futures - what sort of future could a hog have?' mockup

'I'd recommend against investing in hog futures - what sort of future could a hog have?' mockup

'I'd recommend against investing in hog futures - what sort of future could a hog have?' mockup

'I'd recommend against investing in hog futures - what sort of future could a hog have?' mockup

'I'd recommend against investing in hog futures - what sort of future could a hog have?'

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Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe mockup

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe mockup

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe mockup

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe mockup

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

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'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...' mockup

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...' mockup

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...' mockup

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...' mockup

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

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The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign. mockup

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign. mockup

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign. mockup

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign. mockup

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

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Mummy?!

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How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

How Do You Like My Moseying Along? mockup

How Do You Like My Moseying Along? mockup

How Do You Like My Moseying Along? mockup

How Do You Like My Moseying Along? mockup

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

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"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!" mockup

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!" mockup

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!" mockup

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!" mockup

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

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'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...' mockup

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...' mockup

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...' mockup

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...' mockup

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

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A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse. mockup

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse. mockup

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse. mockup

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse. mockup

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

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'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello' mockup

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello' mockup

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello' mockup

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello' mockup

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

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Free Range Cows.

Free Range Cows. mockup

Free Range Cows. mockup

Free Range Cows. mockup

Free Range Cows. mockup

Free Range Cows.

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'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!' mockup

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!' mockup

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!' mockup

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!' mockup

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

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"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.'' mockup

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.'' mockup

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.'' mockup

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.'' mockup

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

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'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.' mockup

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.' mockup

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.' mockup

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.' mockup

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

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"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era." mockup

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era." mockup

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era." mockup

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era." mockup

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

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Ranch Dressing mockup

Ranch Dressing mockup

Ranch Dressing mockup

Ranch Dressing mockup

Ranch Dressing

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"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son." mockup

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son." mockup

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son." mockup

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son." mockup

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

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Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week. mockup

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week. mockup

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week. mockup

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week. mockup

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.

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"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!" mockup

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!" mockup

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!" mockup

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!" mockup

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

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Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day mockup

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day mockup

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day mockup

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day mockup

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

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'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.' mockup

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.' mockup

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.' mockup

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.' mockup

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

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Remounts for the Yeomanry

Remounts for the Yeomanry mockup

Remounts for the Yeomanry mockup

Remounts for the Yeomanry mockup

Remounts for the Yeomanry mockup

Remounts for the Yeomanry

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'Stampede!!' mockup

'Stampede!!' mockup

'Stampede!!' mockup

'Stampede!!' mockup

'Stampede!!'

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"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know." mockup

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know." mockup

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know." mockup

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know." mockup

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

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The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.' mockup

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.' mockup

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.' mockup

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.' mockup

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

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'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!' mockup

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!' mockup

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!' mockup

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!' mockup

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

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Cattle Buyer Gifts Collection

Cattle Buyer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for cattle buyers. Find humorous and personalized options that make every coffee break enjoyable.

Cattle Buyer Pillows

Discover cozy pillows with cattle-themed designs, an ideal gift for cattle buyers to add personality to their living or work space.

Cattle Buyer Prints

Browse our cattle-themed prints to decorate their office or barn, celebrating their profession with humor and style.

Cattle Buyer T-Shirts

Check out our range of t-shirts perfect for cattle buyers. Stylish, funny, and comfortable designs that showcase their livestock passion.