Cattle Buyer Mugs

'I'm a fat cattle buyer.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Milking the Cow.

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'I'd recommend against investing in hog futures - what sort of future could a hog have?'

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Mummy?!

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

Ranch Dressing

Free Range Cows.

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

'We complete each other...'

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Remounts for the Yeomanry

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

'Stampede!!'

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'