Quirky Pet Appreciator Gifts

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"He was a sea rescue."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"Lap fish..."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Puppy.

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"And that's why you go on safari."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Actually, this is not what I thought you meant when you said you were a dog person.

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

Fish in Water Cooler.

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau