Quirky Pet Appreciator Prints

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"He was a sea rescue."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"Lap fish..."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

Puppy.

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And that's why you go on safari."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

Fish in Water Cooler.

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.