Doggie Door Manager T-Shirts

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Dog Bookends

"I'll walk, you shovel."

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

A topiary doghouse

'If you didn't have so many toys, maybe the cats wouldn't be so interested.'

'Don't you think you're spoiling him...installling an automatic doggie door?'

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

Dog reaching over top of counter to steal cookies.

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

Veterinary Surgeon's waiting room, dog walking in through pet door.

"I'm taking him out to do his 'job'."

To maximize energy efficiency, Elwood's owners install a doggie window instead of a doggie door.

'Looks like you didn't make the list...but if you can fit through the doggie door, I'll look the other way'

"This regift exchange isn't going to work if we all regift sweaters."

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)

"Wait, you've never tried destroying a sofa?!" "Dude, it's so much fun, and harmless." "You've tried catnip, right? Oh, but tons! You have to!" "Cat peer pressure"

'This one is the Andy door honey.'

'No need to ask if you own a dog,Madam?'

'You don't have to point out the right direction. I have GPS now.'

'I think I know how the robbers got in. Someone forgot to lock the doggy door.'

'You spoil that dog.'