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'Don't you think you're spoiling him...installling an automatic doggie door?'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Dog Bookends

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

Scratch 'n' sniff edition...

"I won't need a doggie bag."

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

'I know I have a name to live by, but I'd rather wear sandals in summer...'

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

'Best bear dog I ever had.'

When the breeder sold Steve ‘a great game dog,' he didn't mention that the dog's great game was on-line poker.

"At last, legislation allows cats and dogs to share the same litter box."

Veterinary Surgeon's waiting room, dog walking in through pet door.

'Shoulda bet on the underdogs!'

'Poor Oog -- he invented the door, and locked himself out of his cave.'

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'

Pet Doors Inc. In trays and out trays??" in, out, in, out…

'OK, you can play ball with me, but don't chew on it! Your brother's ruined five of my balls already...'

Motorbike with side car is chased by a dog with a side car.

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

The Jackal Lantern

Dalmartian Landing

'Your five years experience herding cats is very impressive.'

Beware of over-exuberant dog.

"How could you call it 'dog flu'? I've never even had a sniff-le!"

"You're home early."

"Take you to my leader? He's the sheepdog right behind you."

'Looks like you didn't make the list...but if you can fit through the doggie door, I'll look the other way'

'Gesundheit, gus.'

'You would forget the doggie bag!'

To maximize energy efficiency, Elwood's owners install a doggie window instead of a doggie door.

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