Doggie Door Aficionados T-Shirts

'Don't you think you're spoiling him...installling an automatic doggie door?'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

I'm sure it's fake.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

Dog Bookends

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

"I won't need a doggie bag."

Scratch 'n' sniff edition...

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

'I know I have a name to live by, but I'd rather wear sandals in summer...'

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

When the breeder sold Steve ‘a great game dog,' he didn't mention that the dog's great game was on-line poker.

'Best bear dog I ever had.'

"At last, legislation allows cats and dogs to share the same litter box."

'Shoulda bet on the underdogs!'

Veterinary Surgeon's waiting room, dog walking in through pet door.

The Jackal Lantern

I think I just spotted a Dalmatian! Cut it out, Ernie!

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'

'Poor Oog -- he invented the door, and locked himself out of his cave.'

Dalmartian Landing

Motorbike with side car is chased by a dog with a side car.

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

'OK, you can play ball with me, but don't chew on it! Your brother's ruined five of my balls already...'

Pet Doors Inc. In trays and out trays??" in, out, in, out…

'Your five years experience herding cats is very impressive.'

Beware of over-exuberant dog.

"How could you call it 'dog flu'? I've never even had a sniff-le!"

"Take you to my leader? He's the sheepdog right behind you."

"You're home early."

'You would forget the doggie bag!'

'Looks like you didn't make the list...but if you can fit through the doggie door, I'll look the other way'

To maximize energy efficiency, Elwood's owners install a doggie window instead of a doggie door.

'Gesundheit, gus.'