Dog Toy Manager T-Shirts

'If you didn't have so many toys, maybe the cats wouldn't be so interested.'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

Parenting Business Deals

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"You goo-goo, you gaa-gaa. But when push comes to shove, you whaa-whaa."

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

"You remind me of someone."

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

Ace Toys Ltd

Dog with blow-up leg.

"We've got to get him some bones...this is the third TV remote Lucky's buried this week!"

'Moving Day' for Christmas Presents

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"

So your idea is that we reorientate our global production to place more emphasis on small chewy things that taste of meat...EVERYBODY'S opinion is of value( even if some may be of more use than others)

Man snow blowing dog toys in winter

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

Content of a parent's hoover

"Wait, you've never tried destroying a sofa?!" "Dude, it's so much fun, and harmless." "You've tried catnip, right? Oh, but tons! You have to!" "Cat peer pressure"