Alien-inspired Decorator T-Shirts

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Hammer

Yard Sale

Pinata Trophies

"Can that be right?"

'The roof needs icing.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'It's my main decorating motif.'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Jackson Pollock the Spider